April 2010
Harry Potter Pickup Lines →
My favourites :’)
You know, when I said, “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work! I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You know, Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus. Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff. You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it’s because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword. I...
